The Hardcore Snow

Now, I went outside this afternoon and jumped into the snow. But I completely regret doing that! The snow was rock hard, and now my groin REALLY hurts! On the other hand, I had fun walking around on the snow and looking at the decorations outside. The wreath was hung high and I couldn't get down. So I sat there and eventually I hopped down. It was a thrilling fall, but I'm glad I landed on the bench on the deck. Hey, I'm just happy I didn't get my little red tongue stuck to an icicle. It's a little hard to refuse not to do that though. It's like ice cream, but not as yummy, and I now have a craving for Haagen-Dazs.